Clatchme!

Clatchme! Clatchme! he cried.

Clatchme? What does clatchme mean?

Clatchmeeee!

He hit the floor, almost killed me.

That was close, I said.

Why not you clatchme?

Oh! I see! You meant catch me. I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you.

Yes. It is big ploblem. I must to len betta Linglish.

English.

Solly. Yes, English. I must to len betta.

I must learn better.

No, no! You velly good, velly gooood! You teach me.