Cleft on the left

 When there were flowers in the corridors,  and new shoes dazzling pink, three times as wide as a dream, when there were moments of amazement and the kind of innocent hope that comes with birdsong in the morning, when those things were true and I loved you, a rhinoceros moved through the park.  Nobody saw it except Jim and Jim didn't tell anyone. 

So how do you know about it? 

Ah!  You got me there.  It's a bit like the olive grove.  Who reported that conversation between Jesus and his god?