Good lad

Here, there's not much craic on the telly, load o' rubbish really.

I wanted to say, I wanted, wanted to say that...what I wanted to say was..I wanted to tell you, wanted to say, to say, to tell you I mean...
What I wanted to say was that I've lost you. I don't know who you are anymore, do you understand?
I'm sorry. It's nothing you've done or I've done; I've simply forgotten who you are. I'm sorry okay?

Ah! Forget about it! Loads ay non-sense squiggling out ma erse tonight, that's for sure. I wish to be better than this, I must chide my laziness, for I have been given an idea and it is important, I believe, to follow it on.

Good lad.