Squealing into a new day

Screaming into the morning my pet pig, Charlie. Say hello, Charlie. That's goooood, that's so good. Phewey! Met a gnome last night who told a story. There was once a beautiful lady warrior, strong yet delicate, smooth like silk yet with burning eyes, flaming hair and flesh for loving. She was leaning over a well, trying to see if there was anything down there worth a bit of gossip when a ned pulled up behind in a fiat Panda and flung her over the side. That's pretty sick don't you think?